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My fellow buddy Rachel helped me remember the article I ran in 4th grade by her having an actual advice page. Mine was called "__Ask Shurly__" and it was an advice article that gave stupid and unreal advice so this page is now called, __Ask Shurly.__ So, if you come up with a fake or real situation that you want terrible advice to, send me a message about it. If it's really funny, or I think it's great in general, I will post it on this page. Remember to add a fake name at the end of your story.

Dear Shurly, Today at school, I bent over and... my pants ripped. I ran to the bathroom but ALOT of people noticed because they were laughing and pointing when I came out. I don't want to go back to school tommorrow. What should I do? Sincerely,  Ripped Pants

Ripped Pants, Dude, I'm sorry...that seriously sucks. The worst part is that this time, the story is real. My advice, just laugh along with it. If people think you don't care, they'll stop brining it up. So, just ignore it. It will pass. With love(well kinda), Shurly